BREAKING - The Iranian regime has resorted to using cardboard cutouts of their new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, at public events, in a scene straight out of a Saddam Hussein South Park episode, as rumors spread he may be dead or incapacitated

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BREAKING: Iran’s FM Aragchi:

U.S. officials are posting fake news to manipulate markets. It won't protect them from inflationary tsunami they've imposed on Americans.

Markets are facing biggest shortfall in HISTORY: bigger than Arab Oil Embargo, Iran's Islamic Revolution and the Kuwait invasion COMBINED.

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JUST IN - Trump says U.S. has "hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships."

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Cat vending machines would unironically make millions

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Me: "can you use whatever resources you like, and python, to generate a short 'youtube poop' video and render it using ffmpeg ? can you put more of a personal spin on it? it should express what it's like to be a LLM"

claude opus 4.6:

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DEVELOPING: This pastor is facing backlash for telling his congregation to bring copies of tax returns so he can review them:

Pastor: "I’m gonna put a stop to some of y’all playing in my face during tithes and offerings"

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ANOTHER US MQ‑9 DRONE WORTH OVER $30+ MILLION SHOT DOWN BY IRAN — Tasnim

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Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi:

The claim that Iran was planning on attacking the U.S. or U.S. Forces, whether preventively or preemptively, is a sheer and utter lie.

The sole purpose of that lie is to justify Operation Epic Mistake, a misadventure engineered by Israel and paid for by ordinary Americans.

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MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ COULD PARALYZE GLOBAL OIL

CNN says that Iran may have begun mining the Strait of Hormuz, one of the world’s most critical shipping corridors.

Naval mines are extremely effective because you don’t need many to shut down traffic, insurers and shipping companies simply refuse to risk sending tankers through.

Iran is believed to have thousands of naval mines and can deploy them quickly using small boats, submarines, or even disguised civilian vessels.

The real problem comes after: clearing mines is slow, dangerous work, and even after a war ends it could take weeks to reopen the strait, keeping global oil flows disrupted.

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The Pentagon spent $93 billion in September 2025, rushing to use its budget before the fiscal year ended, according to watchdog Open the Books.

Reported purchases under Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth included $98k for a Steinway piano, $5.3M in Apple devices, millions on crab, lobster, and steak, and $225M on furniture.

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He’d better get it done or else…

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Acquisition of the Moltbook site/guys by Facebook shot the coin’s price up ~5x

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People are literally sleeping inside a church in Moldova to stop it from being taken over

Police, special forces, court rulings, and two rival Orthodox jurisdictions are battling over a single village church

How Ukraine’s religious war has spilled into another country

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BREAKING: Trump says the U.S. has “hit and completely destroyed” 10 inactive mine laying boats

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BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump announced a $300 billion oil refinery project in Brownsville, Texas, calling it a major step toward U.S. energy dominance and job creation

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