Three ways to clean a crab:

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NEW: Alex Jones explains the story of how he snuck into Bohemian Grove.

“It’s just a giant gay party. It’s for closeted republicans to get blackmail on each other. They tried to grab my ass and follow me into the bathroom. They thought I was a male prostitute. I was good looking back then. They got a little Moloch worshiping but it’s mainly a gay summer camp for rich dudes.”

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Puts childless 37yo woman in charge of AI; AI develops symptoms of anxiety

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The operator of WhiteDate used the pseudonym "Liv Heide," but our spies thought this was a real name and so went after a random Berlin secretary named Liv Heide. They even got her fired. A few months later, they corrected their error – too late

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Do Euros really use centimeters for height it sounds so goofy

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'Plenty of oil' in market despite Mideast turmoil: IEA chief

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“Where did you get a glowing hand rhombus?”

Welcome to the $Shape store

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MechaHitler has risen!

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GPT-5.4 Pro funniest joke in the world

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Two years difference, same model size. Absolutely insane

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Insane sequence of statements buried in an Alibaba tech report

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Win Rate 100%

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Wow , Chamath’s entire wealth is based on being a lucky early Mag 7 employee. He lost more money from selling his employee stock than he ever made as investor.

Reminder that many of the rich advice givers didn’t actually get rich from that advice they’re giving

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Eventually you realize everything is secretly a left -vs- right battle

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