2026 is 35% complete

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It’s 2029. You’re stuck in traffic on the way to your office job, when suddenly your car explodes — an obese white woman with dyed hair and a vendetta against federal law enforcement has incorrectly rigged her Temu drone

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HOLY MOLY! TWO THINGS:

1) OH MY GOD

2) WHAT A THROW

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NOW: Thousand people continue to march through Minneapolis chanting "Fk ICE" and "Renee Good!"

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$ZEC goes sideways for eternity, pumps 2,000% in a couple months and then the entire core dev team resigns.

Nothing suspicious to see here...

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"Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"

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“F*** ICE” spray-painted onto a post office building in Minneapolis

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FOLLOWUP (0.78, took 0.2s):

NOW: Barricaded encampment type blockades set up surrounding the area where Renee Good was shot by ICE agent in Minneapolis, Minnesota

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69% of S&P 500 stocks are now trading above their 50-day moving average, the strongest market breadth since August

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The U.S. is now chasing 4 sanctioned oil tankers that have re-flagged as Russian vessels and are trying to escape from Venezuela.

They have also renamed themselves:

- Veronica Galileo

- Malak Sintez

- Diane hi Expander

- Unknown vessel

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The manager has apparently Baaa-d them from entering again. Around 50 sheep went on a rampage through a supermarket in Burgsinn, Germany, toppling shelves, smashing bottles, and causing utter chaos for 20 minutes before being rounded up

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Forget that she chose to obstruct ICE. She had stuffies in her glove box

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