Still think about this

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Crazy story: A company in California was selling CAKE BATTER as protein powder. They claimed it had 22g of protein per serving when actually it had 3g and 21g of carbs.

Just slonk raw eggs.

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What a fit

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How it feels to see another person who is also unemployed

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BREAKING: US CARRYING OUT OPERATION TO SEIZE VENEZUELA-LINKED TANKER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BELLA-1, US OFFICIAL TO REUTERS

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BREAKING: Australia urges its citizens to leave Iran as soon as possible

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Counting my profits from crypto

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NEW - China strongly condemns the U.S. for "illegally redirecting" Venezuelan oil exports to Washington

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BREAKING: The US has attempted to seize a Russian oil tanker in the Atlantic Ocean.

Russian state media reports that a helicopter was looking to land US forces on the Russian tanker.

Flight data also shows 4 US Air Force aircrafts around the tanker.

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Not pictured: tomahawk missile

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BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard has intercepted another oil tanker in the Caribbean called the M Sophia

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I went out to buy bread, but when I saw her I decided to steal it!

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JUST IN - U.S. military forces seized the Russian-flagged tanker despite Moscow's request to stop the pursuit

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NOW - U.S. senator says Cuba, Nicaragua, and Colombia will be next: "Democracy is coming back to this hemisphere."

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