The host of NPR's This American Life once tried to raise a pit bull with his now ex-wife.

He let the dog ruin his life

He ended up getting it on Prozac and Valium, feeding it kangaroo and ostrich, and making excuses for the many times it would attack people.

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How many more cycles trapped in Samsara do you get for asking Grok to do this

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“believe in something”

*holds for 1 day*

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Neo, once you’re ready… you won’t need Grok to undress her

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Day 7th of 2026

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“Yes... that's what they used to call me... Trump the orange. That was my name. I am Trump the white”

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Oh, F&CK YOU

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AI is racist and hates you…

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Still think about this

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Crazy story: A company in California was selling CAKE BATTER as protein powder. They claimed it had 22g of protein per serving when actually it had 3g and 21g of carbs.

Just slonk raw eggs.

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What a fit

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How it feels to see another person who is also unemployed

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BREAKING: US CARRYING OUT OPERATION TO SEIZE VENEZUELA-LINKED TANKER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BELLA-1, US OFFICIAL TO REUTERS

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BREAKING: Australia urges its citizens to leave Iran as soon as possible

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Counting my profits from crypto

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NEW - China strongly condemns the U.S. for "illegally redirecting" Venezuelan oil exports to Washington

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