JUST IN: GOLD REACHES A NEW ALL TIME HIGH OF $4,389!

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EU can't agree themes for new banknotes

Your pitch below please

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Fellas?

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Me wondering if I should make one last bad decision before the year ends, for the plot

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Donkeys who understand physics know the easiest way to climb a steep staircase is to cross-climb

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What quitting social media feels like

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My face after my wife explained to me that a possum’s balls are in front of its peenar.

The order from nose to tail is balls, peenar, butthole…

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Actually... not worse?

The average (median) adult woman now weighs 171.8 (162) pounds. The average (median) adult man now weighs 199 (191) pounds).

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Donkeys knew

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The UK is now planning to make its prisoners more diverse by either releasing black people or adding more white people

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