God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
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GODS STONGEST DUMPSTER DIVERS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


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Forwarded from AK
I do this regularly in the fall. Sold jelly jars of mint, mullein, oregano thyme, stevia, and purple dead nettles, that were taking over my backyard for $10 a pop last year. Made $800+ in 2 days flirting with hippie chicks and college girls my best weekend.
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Someone connect me with this dude. I've been studying the same topic for years.

Allow me to prove it with some of my findings not mentioned here.

Optimal exercise routine is not endless walking alone, but intermittent intense exercise. Imagine doing heavy lifting or wrestling twice a week. Then the light cardio of high walking is needed to stimulate recovery. Push blood flow to muscles that received intense full body stimulation. (Compound lifting. Bodyweight exercises with stabilization aka Calisthenics.)

And what do homeless do every week? Chill, roam, then attack rivals or execute great feats of strength stealing copper or transporting all of their worldly belongings. None of them labor 8 hours a day 5 days straight like a goober.

Another. Proper thyroid function requires novel interaction. Sounds crazy but look it up. If you live a boring life, your thyroid shuts down and you become an obese bitch. So what happens when you are active, searching your surroundings, examining everyone around you, thinking about a dynamic new schedule every day; boom proper thyroid. This also correlates with hair retention and low body fat, and excellent metabolic health.

I have a few more scientific findings on the homeless protocol.
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I'm making some red flannel hash out of preps, my chickens eggs for tommorrows breakfast for the kids. Who said the apocalypse had to taste bad? Gonna have a great post on dumpster diving, resources, and yard sales tomorrow.
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Meanwhile....
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Lol, what am I supposed to even think with this ad?
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>Projecting the N-word telepathically.
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Doxxed
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โ€œAre you financially prepared for a recession?โ€

Oh yeah, you could say I have some alternative income sources planned
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Not done yet but gonna turn this into a 3 sisters raised bed with corn, rattle snake beans, and pumpkins. Also gonna hang strawberry and herb pots from the metal sides.
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I want our raccoons out there cracking skulls and harrasing sweepy. I want that rice nigger gone. I want the raccoon race to benefit from his demise. No rules off the books.
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"Mohammed was recordedโ€”frequently and at great lengthโ€”as fair-skinned and with a red-haired beard"
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Pick dandelions, make dandelion wine, make metheglin, kick dandelion seeds everywhere, have dandelions make a comeback as an edible plant, make dandelion jelly
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Another day, another de-cluttering expedition.
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