Me on random brown telegram channels, commenting on brown people questions and pretending to be from a brown country with a name like:
(Appalachia rebel aka gods Whitest southron man, yankee is a fuck, kill em all, 6 trillion dead jews from the north east) and getting serious questions and responses back.

From Atlanta to Azerbaijan. Inshallah

In other news our eggplants are doing great, so we made chicken and eggplant parmesan pasta last night. Turns out a family can tear through that rather quickly. So I am making a chicken and eggplant parmesan sandwich with home grown tomatoes and habeneros with sun dried tomatoes, balsmaic vinegar reduction and capers as well. Umami? What is that? That fuckin horse anime you nerd?

Im literally 8 miller high life tall boys in making a chicken and eggplant parmesan from the garden rn.

Appalachian Rebel never gave me an employee handbook and didn't give me any rules. I am ungovernable.

Also, some homeless camp lost control of their fire (no surprise) and got the power shut off to all of my valley, the town I get my mail through, and the next town down because the camp was located under the main transmission lines for the whole area.

Everyone who isn't on a municipal water (and that gets shut off too) supply uses well water which means we use electricity to pump the water up. God forbid power goes off and a wild fire hits, how would I power my well to fight the fire to protect my house?

some things should be left untouched

The wagie stared up at work thinking: "I wish hamas flew into my bosses office right now."

SOUP'S ON aboard the USS Jeffrey Epstein!

I do sir.

“Appalachia rebel will love this” he thought as he hit the post button

The last thing a Flock camera sees before it commits suicide.

>Zerosum24