The Alchemist
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Some people call me Nostradamus's 7th Son. I often miss the tops but never miss a play.

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Holly Rape

Mistakes were made in a wallet I own private keys
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Flow maxing in 2026 is how you win

Can't make this shyt up
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Hollyyy rape
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Gm chat
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Gambled on the ICEBLOX

ICE/immigrants has been going viral and the topic of discussion for a while

There’s a slim chance Elon tweets ICE and sends this

CA/ ALvaDzXmaVBgatYAvUND7QALVomoBsoNjuKQCRcRpump
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If you make 10 Sol it’s less than 4 figures

At the current fair market value 😭
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The Alchemist
Mhmmm 10x from $5M Do the maths
2x then raped

Absolute state of the trenches
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Satoshi and Saylor dumping with sides

Can devs do something?
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SOL is down down 50% in the last 24 business hours

Making a 2x in the trenches only breaks you even

I wank to end it now 😭
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Gm to everyone who's still here

Let's cook
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Trenches be feeling like it’s just me and like 3 other guys trying to rug each other in the order book

Fascinating
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Pippin sub 300M from $1B is crazy

Looking for the next ai slop coin that will pull a $pippin
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Even in the worst market conditions coins still run

Less good coins

But there’s always money to be made

LockIn
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$NEET 4x below ATHs

Interesting
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Forwarded from Boss Bot
JUST IN : X GOES DOWN DUE TO MASS TRAFFIC DUE TO A RANDOM ‘ NOBODY ‘ X ACCOUNT GAINING 2M+ VIEWS IN A MATTER OF AN HOUR
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Gm my trench people

Just looked into our future

Looks fucking green and successful
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I have decided to participate in the Kimchi PvP

Please don’t farm me I have a village to feed

CA/ HaUXAdAWWUkb2WTmh8z1TdaEmZkYjnQnmC6tHUdTAHvi
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One thing I’ve noticed: the most successful traders and the fastest learners consistently journal.

Track your best trades (what went right) and your worst trades (what went wrong and what to fix so you don’t repeat mistakes).

It doesn’t have to be long. Even something simple like:

Penguin: Entered early. Stayed convicted by tracking TikTok/Reels hashtag activity and monitoring Twitter for posts and upcoming catalysts. ATH at 160M happened after Elon Musk posted — that was the top signal. I should’ve sold most or all there.

Do this daily for your best and worst trades, and you’ll improve fast.

Free game — no course needed.
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Alien meta?
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