me omw to find the secret mcdonalds hiding place

The apple doesn't fall far from the Apple Dropper 5000

the heart is not a pump. the [insert derogatory term] came up with this

its not true.

heart is a vortex

The everlasting gobstopper from the original willy wonka movie but it's a cigarette

When I graduated the society cat school of hydration and was handed a personalized diet coke with my name on it, my dad told me he loved me for the first time

*tells his friends he loves them* groyper

no one:

what buddha said: holding onto anger is like holding onto hot coals with the intention of throwing them at someone else

Gn niggas... unless?

goodnight gamers