Taco bell wisdom for today:

“What is gooner music?”
“The Offspring.”

Me rn

Paid day off because its my birthday

Yeah

Dudes be like “I miss you lets hang out next June”

“Im so excited to go camping on my 3 day holiday weekend!”

The european mind cannot comprehend this

The Top Gear Vietnam special is undoubtedly my favorite special. It has permanently altered my perspective on motorcycles.

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beaner is300 ute

Mom found the sauce drawer…

Da setup fo tonight

tfw you find out the LA Live Police Chases youtube channel was terminated by YouTube at least a month ago and that’s why you haven’t seen any live police chases