Most of you aren’t gonna believe this, but it’s been 1 month since I’ve had any alcohol.

Thats cool ig

Tfwno middle eastern fj70

accurate depiction of the events last night

Taco Bell wisdom for today:
overheard someone refer to killing themself as "Bud Dwyering" themself
then someone else replied "Whos Bud Dwyer??"

This zoomer self-censoring thing is so retarded

Surreal feeling having to ask my parents about how to use Facebook

“Just a broken guy... got a few screws loose, I guess.”

Miss ya King T

Ok so hear me out, what if they made chicken soup flavored zyns

Do it for the bit?
What even is the bit anymore?

Taco Bell wisdom for today:

"Still using Snapchat after 2019 is basically like having a Flock camera inside your house!”

how it feels to spend unfathomable amounts of money into a car I hate

been pondering for a few days, what if I sold ALL my vehicles and bought a used toyota or ford ranger?

Outta sight outta mind as they say

This message couldn’t be displayed on your device or whatever the kids say nowadays