Surfing the web in 2026 without an adblocker is like fucking a prostitute without a condom on

When I stop posting I die in real life thats a fact

Salmon la sack?

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*dies*

A good post or something idk im new to this

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said "add an image to this word document"

What would the baldness pride flag look like?

heres what I think the baldness pride flag would look like

Kayakers are the cyclists of the lake

Having Tyler the Creator implies theres a Tyler the Destroyer

>go to library
>read a cool book on Ancient Rome
>clog toilet
>leave

went number 5

>facetime dad saying I need to tell him someting really important
>"you better not be telling me your turning gay or trans son"
>tell him im not, but am going to look at a used Jeep near him
>dad says "oh...." gives a look of disappointment and then hung up
>it probably would have been easier to tell him im gay