MUST-SEE: President Trump warns the illegals not to escape "Alligator Alcatraz."

"Don't run in a straight line... and you know what? Your chances go up by about one percent. Not a good thing."

OMG - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - hilarious.

Today, FDA provided important updates on the risk of myocarditis after receiving an mRNA COVID-19 vaccine, noting the risk is higher in young men.

@covid 🦠

We tried to warn you years ago.

Here we go.

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Q: "The DOJ will release the List of Jeffrey Epstein's clients?"

Pam Bondi: "It's on my desk right now."

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SCOTTY B AIN'T PLAYIN'!!!🤣🤣🤣

@PapiTrumpo

😂😂😂stop it.

John Brennan says he's "clueless" about what he's being investigated for.

"The people who actually work this...the ones who put together the intelligence community assessment...showed the best of what the intelligence community and what CIA is made of!"

"I am clueless about what it is exactly that they may be investigating me for."

He’s nervous.

LOL - this is great.

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Have you ever read To Kill a Mockingbird?

— Rand Paul

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LOL.

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Chris Christie wants you to know that RFK Jr doesn’t know anything about keeping you healthy, and you should listen to him instead.

@catturd

This is how you do it.

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No words 😢

@catturd

The Left is evil.

NEW: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’s office PUSHES BACK after independent journalist Nick Shirley’s VIRAL Minnesota Somali fraud video.

“The governor has worked for years to crack down on fraud and ask the state legislature for more authority to take aggressive action,” the spokesperson said. “He has strengthened oversight — including launching investigations into these specific facilities, one of which was already closed.”

The spokesperson added that Walz has “hired an outside firm to audit payments to high-risk programs, shut down the Housing Stabilization Services program entirely, announced a new statewide program integrity director, and supported criminal prosecutions.”

Nobody believes any of this!

Tampon Tim is panicking.