Chris Christie wants you to know that RFK Jr doesn’t know anything about keeping you healthy, and you should listen to him instead.

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This is how you do it.

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No words 😢

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The Left is evil.

NEW: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’s office PUSHES BACK after independent journalist Nick Shirley’s VIRAL Minnesota Somali fraud video.

“The governor has worked for years to crack down on fraud and ask the state legislature for more authority to take aggressive action,” the spokesperson said. “He has strengthened oversight — including launching investigations into these specific facilities, one of which was already closed.”

The spokesperson added that Walz has “hired an outside firm to audit payments to high-risk programs, shut down the Housing Stabilization Services program entirely, announced a new statewide program integrity director, and supported criminal prosecutions.”

Nobody believes any of this!

Tampon Tim is panicking.

Why are all liberal white women exactly like this?

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Trump already firing off bangers this morning.

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We have a Congress that will overwhelmingly vote to keep all their sexual assaults secret, but won’t vote to secure our elections with 85% of citizens wanting it.

They hate you.

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There’s so many people wanting me to comment on @TuckerCarlson because I was a guest on his show that got over 20 million views.

So I will.

Tucker’s staff and Tucker were some of the nicest most kind people to me behind the scenes. I was nervous and they all really made me feel at home.

With that being said, I’m not sure what’s happening with him. So many of his guests are certifiably nuts. Some of the things being said is nuts. One recent guest was so fcked up on drugs, his eyes were spinning like a Vegas slot machine. I have no idea where this will end - but it’s not going to be good

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This might be one of my favorite Trump tweets of all time- 😂

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I fought tooth and nail to get Trump elected, and I'm going to enjoy the heII out of these 4 years.

The Doomers and their "the sky is falling" Jedi mind tricks and constant blackpilling doesn't work on me.

Their 24/7 negative feedback loop is for pessimistic losers.

I'm having a blast and loving every minute of of it.

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I know why @TuckerCarlson, Megyn Kelly, @CandaceOwens, and @AlexJones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President @DONALDJTRUMP

Holy crap - YEEEESSSS!

Calling out the doomer grifters by name 😂

BARTIROMO: Do you have anything to tell us about the 2020 election being rigged against President Trump?

KASH PATEL: Absolutely. I am never going to let this go. They tried to rig the entire system. That's something I'm not going to allow. We are going to be making arrests. It's coming. I promise you it's coming soon.

Here’s why the Left is suddenly going after Kash with their fake news.

Masshole or Marjorie Traitor Quitter will now try to run as independents in 2028 to try to make Republicans lose.

This is who they are. I won't work though. They're stone cold losers.

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Oh, this is my favorite Boner Phone Masshole toddler meltdown yet - Boo hoo. sniff sniff.

Enjoy the crocodile tears. 😂

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