Hello Sharks, today I bring you true delight. Everyone is so stressed and troubled these days, so much chaos in the world. If only there was a constant, portable relief from it all... Well, rapid-deploy Pocket Piggus can improve every dire situation.
-Chilly? Fuzzy hand warmer.
-Can't finish lunch? Convenient scrap disposal.
-Seething? Despaired? Listen to their sleepy murmurs and tiny squeals for instant seratonin.
-Need purpose? Tend to and play with a darling baby creature who loves and appreciates you.

Boar Lore Lab Archive: Revisiting the Hog Badger.
Log 5372, March, 19XX. A 8.7 magnitude earthquake and tsunami decimated the Vietnam branch, coordinates [REDACTED]. No living specimens were retrieved at the time. The few feralised survivors were quick to disperse and hybridise further into the mainland, eluding any local reconnaissance. The population had a steady increase until 2000, rapidly succumbing to deforestation.

Easter Bunny is down with a spring fever, and the substitute's eggs are... unique! Kinder Suprise more like Porker Surprise!
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