Boar Lore Lab Update: Project #33- The Bitten ([Unofficial, TBD] Boar Kitten. aka Pigkit, Sniffen, etc.)
Transmutational experiment progress steady, skin and coat pattern successfully mapped. Paw to hoof is proving difficult, it shifts balance and composition significantly, among other issues.
Some sponsors are interested in maintaining this neotonous "Teacup" form for public sale, but we disapprove. Fund us NAO to maintain ideal trajectory of HAWGLIONS.
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Hello Sharks, today I bring you true delight. Everyone is so stressed and troubled these days, so much chaos in the world. If only there was a constant, portable relief from it all... Well, rapid-deploy Pocket Piggus can improve every dire situation.
-Chilly? Fuzzy hand warmer.
-Can't finish lunch? Convenient scrap disposal.
-Seething? Despaired? Listen to their sleepy murmurs and tiny squeals for instant seratonin.
-Need purpose? Tend to and play with a darling baby creature who loves and appreciates you.

Boar Lore Lab Archive: Revisiting the Hog Badger.
Log 5372, March, 19XX. A 8.7 magnitude earthquake and tsunami decimated the Vietnam branch, coordinates [REDACTED]. No living specimens were retrieved at the time. The few feralised survivors were quick to disperse and hybridise further into the mainland, eluding any local reconnaissance. The population had a steady increase until 2000, rapidly succumbing to deforestation.

Easter Bunny is down with a spring fever, and the substitute's eggs are... unique! Kinder Suprise more like Porker Surprise!
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