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Javelinas and warthawgs are honorary boars so don't get pedantic !
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🤬Boar Lore Writ Of Disavowal: While we encourage and seek to foster Boar Cvlt, we DO NOT approve of recreational, blasphemous hogplay such as this!!!!!
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Obligatory big smoochums today to our subscriboars...(The fakecels forced us)
-😍Admin Note: If you DO have a Valenswine, don't engage in any sappy corpo bs. Give a hoofmade card. Go forage together. Perhaps a mud spa.
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Boar Lore Lab Update: Project #33- The Bitten ([Unofficial, TBD] Boar Kitten. aka Pigkit, Sniffen, etc.)
Transmutational experiment progress steady, skin and coat pattern successfully mapped. Paw to hoof is proving difficult, it shifts balance and composition significantly, among other issues.
Some sponsors are interested in maintaining this neotonous "Teacup" form for public sale, but we disapprove. Fund us NAO to maintain ideal trajectory of HAWGLIONS.
Thank you for your attention.
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Boar Lore Fact: Spring is a critical period of intense foraging and rebulking. Unfortunately, due to a particularly merciless winter, this has impeded March-time posting.... But with bellies full, curation shall resume as usual.
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Hello Sharks, today I bring you true delight. Everyone is so stressed and troubled these days, so much chaos in the world. If only there was a constant, portable relief from it all... Well, rapid-deploy Pocket Piggus can improve every dire situation.
-Chilly? Fuzzy hand warmer.
-Can't finish lunch? Convenient scrap disposal.
-Seething? Despaired? Listen to their sleepy murmurs and tiny squeals for instant seratonin.
-Need purpose? Tend to and play with a darling baby creature who loves and appreciates you.
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Boar Lore Lab Archive: Revisiting the Hog Badger.
Log 5372, March, 19XX. A 8.7 magnitude earthquake and tsunami decimated the Vietnam branch, coordinates [REDACTED]. No living specimens were retrieved at the time. The few feralised survivors were quick to disperse and hybridise further into the mainland, eluding any local reconnaissance. The population had a steady increase until 2000, rapidly succumbing to deforestation.
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MFW brushing teeth in the shower
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