Gm

Well, shit...

A man visited his grandfather's farm to see how he was doing since his grandmother passed a year ago. Much to his surprise, grandpa introduced the man to his 24 year old mail order bride. The man smiled and congratulated his gramps. Later in a private conversation he said, hey it'll be challenging for you to keep that young bride of your satisfied with all the farm work around here, maybe you should consider hiring a farm hand.

A few months later the man drops by to check on gramps. He proudly says his new young bride is pregnant. The man asks "did you hire a farm hand to help out with all the work around here?"

Gramps says Yup, sure did and she's pregnant too.

What if we sent cats to work and we stayed home.

Imagine he's just dead