Meth is a hell of a drug

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Wife asked her husband to go to the ritzy grocery store across town to get snails so she could make escargot for her parents visiting. On the way back from the store, he decided to stop off at a buddy's house for a moment, next thing you know he had a beer or 6. Realizing it was almost 9pm, he rushed home and dumped the snails out on the porch. She heard the noise and opened the door to see him coaching the snails "Come on boys, we're almost there!"

A turtle filed a police report... he'd been mugged by a gang of snails... he said it happened so fast he didn't see it coming.

One last stupid joke.....

A mobster hired a deaf accountant to keep up with the books. He realized one day that the organization was missing a substantial amount of money and took a few wise guys and a sign language interpreter to have a discussion with the accountant. The Don told him point blank that he knew he'd been skimming money and wanted to know where it was. The interpreter said accountant said he didn't know anything about it. The Don wasn't playing... he pulled out a pistol and put it to the accountant's head and told the interpreter to ask him again.... the accountant started spilling the beans... he signed to the interpreter that the money was hidden under the 3rd step inside his mother's basement staircase.

The interpreter turned to the Don and said "he says you haven't got the balls to pull that trigger".