@drypie removing a wasp nest.

One rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley down the block. As he rolls to a stop at the curb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulls away, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman in the back seat.



"Where to?" he stammers.

"Union Station," says the woman.

"You got it," he says, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman catches him staring at her and asks, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well, lady, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you're gonna pay your fare."

The woman spreads her legs, puts her feet up on the front seat, smiles at the driver and says, "Does this answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asks, "Uh, got anything smaller?"

Gets out of car to argue with husband in a tiger park.

A little black boy ran up to me shouting "Please help, my dad is in a fight!"

I ran over with him and saw two men going at it. I asked, "Which one is your dad?"
He said, "I don't know, that's what they're fighting about!"

Fabrication Layout Trick

GM 🌞

Rare discovery has been found at the Pompeii volcano site.

DNA records indicate that this man is related to @drypie yet somehow his family lineage managed to reproduce.

What was he doing in his final moments? Only God knows