Left wing, right wing, 1 beak 👃🏼

Thank you Greta Thunberg 🤓👍🏼

Oi m8 yuve gut a loicense to drink wa'ah? 🥤

Buy more ammo! You can't vote your way out of this 🔫 🙂‍↕️, 🗳🙂‍↔️

I miss Beethoven, he was a good boy 🐕

POV: You're about to pay $30 for the most mid burger of your life and you'll tell your friends it was great 🍔 🍟 💸

Dear Jesus, ask the man upstairs for another flood. Have it start and stop in the Holy land.

Amen 🙏🏼

We should've listened to John Wayne Gacy, why didn't we listen 😭 🤡

The guy who invented the Ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the merry-go-round.
They traveled in different circles.

cut their fucking air lines and put them out of service before they kill someone. take their keys.... whatever it takes to stop that truck from leaving until ICE arrives.

18-wheeler CHARGES DOWN the WRONG ROAD in Minnesota

Trucker — believed to be foreign — seen trying to stay hidden behind curtains inside the truck

Photo of the US - Canada hockey match.

Some problems just solve themselves. 🥰

Mission failed