Count me out of this one.... I am not injecting acid in my pecker.

There’s a potential scandal in the world of Olympic ski jumping as some athletes are being accused of injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to achieve greater distances in competition.

“Penisgate” was first reported by the German newspaper Bild and is now being investigated by the World Anti-Doping Agency. The idea behind this method is to increase the surface area of the crotch on competitors, requiring athletes to be given a larger, looser suit, which leads to a reduced descent rate due to a larger surface area

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Welding nuts to the inside of steel tube

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*Gets pulled over*

Cop: You drinking?

Me: You buying?

Taking Admin #2 for his daily walk

Leeroy Dontaveos "Tay-Tay" Jefferson-Krump iz stronk, boy got dat Gorilla grip 🍉 🦍

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Anyone want a brazilian on their face?