Its about that time of year again

the british pay wild taxes for everything they do and if they complain online they get taken away by force from their homes...

@punishedtrump on his last job interview

It's a lil tight

Nailed it.

Storytime... I have a 20 year old duramax truck. I didn't know it at the time but the primer plunger oring in the FFH had gone bad. So when the truck was hot it would crank up and run 5 seconds and shut off. I'd have to pump the primer by hand to get it running again. Sooo.... I drove to a local business to buy something. The owner carried it out with me and we got to chatting. A young employee came out to ask boss man something and I made an assumption that the squatted truck next to mine was his. So I asked him about his truck.. he's beaming and telling me about it. I asked if he had some sort of invisible trailer behind it holding the ass end down like that. Boss man chimed in and said "for hte price of a cup of coffee a day you can help a poor redneck kid finish lifting his truck". We had great fun at this kid's expense.

A few minutes later I got in my truck to leave and it ran 5 seconds and shut off. I got the hood up pumping that primer and that kid comes up behind me... he says "hey if your truck ain't running, I can put it on that invisible trailer of mine if you need a ride home".

I deserved that. LMAO.