Everyday Normal Guy 2

That wasn't fair

Just mething around

Guy goes to a whorehouse and asks for the biggest black woman they got... if she ain't 400lbs, I don't want nothing to do with her. So the madam sends him back to the 3rd door on the left and he sits on the corner of the bed waiting. Soon enough Tizzie comes in. He stands to greet her and she asks what he'd like to do tonight. He said he wants her to take all her clothes off, get on all fours on the bed and spread her cheeks open. He stands back across the room and looks at her... then me moves to the left corner and studies the view. Finally he says "thank you, you've been very helpful". She doesn't understand what just happened. He says "I was going to paint my house black and put pink shutters on it but I see now that it'd look like hell"