A couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a pastry, and said "It is a little tepid."


His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."

I'm too lazy to take out the dumb audio. Sorry

The daily fuzzy. 🤗

Why don't we have game shows like this?

Is this AI or upper body strength?

Story time: Young engineer went out to lunch with me and a colleague one day. Forgot his cell phone, needed to tell his wife something. Borrowed my colleague's phone for a quick phone call. My guy saved the number "Derricks wife".

fast forward about 6 months. Derrick is running around before the morning meeting like his head is cut off... we needed to tell him something and called his cellphone, it rings on his desk beside us.... my colleague grins and said "lets call his wife"... "Hello is this Mark at the paper mill. We were wondering if Derrick was coming in today or if he was out sick". She says "no he left for work at 430 this morning"... oh thanks....

1 second later his cell phone is ringing.... 2 seconds later his office phone is ringing....

lol.... Never let anyone have your wife's phone number.

OMGAWD

Well, what do ya think? She got another summer in 'er?