Jezebel

Society is doomed

What is this nonsense

Guy asks woman if she'll sleep with him for a million dollars.

YES

then he asks if sh would sleep with him for $50?

DO YOU THINK IM SOME SORT OF PROSTITUTE?

We already established that, im just haggling over price.

A wife buys her redneck husband a scale to help him with his new diet. A week later the redneck says, "Honey, this here scale is great! Now not only can I weigh myself, but now I know how much I'm pooping out 'cause of this new diet I'm on!"

The wife says, "That's great; I never thought of that. So you step on the scale before you go to the toilet, step on the scale again when you're done and the difference is the weight of your poop?"

And the redneck says, "... yeah, I guess I could do it that way..."

GM chat, I'm going by all the admins houses (cardboard boxes covered with piss) and placing these doormats in front of them.

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