We’re having a Labor Day sale.
Labor Day used to mean something.
Before the 1965 Hart-Celler Act, we were a homogeneous nation that made our own stuff. Then Globalization and Open Borders happened.
Do we have a culture?
Do we have a way of life that’s ours?
Are we aspirational?
A beacon of freedom and innovation?
No.
So Labor Day is a somber day. A day to reflect on what we used to be and what we could have been.
The good news: Sport Drink is made in the economic zone known as The United States of America.
Sport Drink also only hires INDIGENOUS SPORT MINERS.
They don’t care about human rights so we don’t either. They work. Always.
Buying a can of Sport Drink honors their labor and sacrifice in the Sport Mines.
We’ve only lost 11 Sport Miners this year to completely preventable accidents and needless massacres due to the Mexican Cartel. WAY DOWN from last year.
We honor the Sport Miners.
We honor America and what it used to be.
Amen
Use code SLAVERYWASAHUGEMISTAKE for 15% off
Labor Day used to mean something.
Before the 1965 Hart-Celler Act, we were a homogeneous nation that made our own stuff. Then Globalization and Open Borders happened.
Do we have a culture?
Do we have a way of life that’s ours?
Are we aspirational?
A beacon of freedom and innovation?
No.
So Labor Day is a somber day. A day to reflect on what we used to be and what we could have been.
The good news: Sport Drink is made in the economic zone known as The United States of America.
Sport Drink also only hires INDIGENOUS SPORT MINERS.
They don’t care about human rights so we don’t either. They work. Always.
Buying a can of Sport Drink honors their labor and sacrifice in the Sport Mines.
We’ve only lost 11 Sport Miners this year to completely preventable accidents and needless massacres due to the Mexican Cartel. WAY DOWN from last year.
We honor the Sport Miners.
We honor America and what it used to be.
Amen
Use code SLAVERYWASAHUGEMISTAKE for 15% off
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i believe white america was capable of going to the moon. pretty sure 5 out of 6 moon missions weren’t faked
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NEW SPORT DRINK ARTICLE https://x.com/sportdrink/status/2014107745914384473?s=20
BREAKING SPORT NEWS
CEASE AND DESIST: PEPSICO v. SPORT DRINK
We regret to inform our beloved Sport Drinkers that the multinational conglomerate PepsiCo has dispatched its team of high-priced, big-city attorneys to Sport Drink LLC, delivering a formal cease-and-desist letter.
PepsiCo has taken issue with our healthy alternative and what we considered a respectful and loving homage to one of their products known as BAJA BLAST™. Apparently, this name is protected.
As a result, we can no longer sell a product under the name Sport Drink BAJA BLAST—or anything resembling BLAH BLAH BLAST—going forward.
The good news: Sport Drink BAJA BLAST is already sold out.
Even better news: we’ll be back in stock in just a few short weeks with a new and improved name.
Name suggestions are now open. Please submit responsibly.
Sport Drink
CEASE AND DESIST: PEPSICO v. SPORT DRINK
We regret to inform our beloved Sport Drinkers that the multinational conglomerate PepsiCo has dispatched its team of high-priced, big-city attorneys to Sport Drink LLC, delivering a formal cease-and-desist letter.
PepsiCo has taken issue with our healthy alternative and what we considered a respectful and loving homage to one of their products known as BAJA BLAST™. Apparently, this name is protected.
As a result, we can no longer sell a product under the name Sport Drink BAJA BLAST—or anything resembling BLAH BLAH BLAST—going forward.
The good news: Sport Drink BAJA BLAST is already sold out.
Even better news: we’ll be back in stock in just a few short weeks with a new and improved name.
Name suggestions are now open. Please submit responsibly.
Sport Drink
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