That’s Goldman’s game—play both sides of the table and rewrite the rules mid-hand. The so-called "revolving door" isn’t just spinning—it’s a high-speed turbine fuelling regulatory capture. From Rubin dismantling Glass-Steagall to Paulson bailing out AIG (and, by extension, saving Goldman while letting rivals burn), the pattern is clear: power is borrowed from public office to serve private gain. No investigations, no accountability—just strategic exits once the deed is done. And let’s not forget Alan Cohen, a #GS board member moonlighting as a court-appointed receiver in the seizure of Princeton Economics. It’s not a conspiracy; it’s business as usual in the House of Goldman.