After selling out #Brexit voters and spreading DEI like a contagion, Rishi Sunak slithers back to #GoldmanSachs—his old coven—now cloaked as a "senior advisor." The vampire squid tightens its grip, feeding off the same revolving door it’s always owned. Still an MP, still serving himself, Rishi now pledges fealty to Mammon—offering "insights" to clients while the public gets none.