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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/08/starlink-wants-billions-in-grants-but-state-governments-arent-cooperating/
Ars Technica
Starlink wants billions in grants, but state governments aren’t cooperating
Despite Trump’s backing, states aren’t giving Starlink the money it demanded.
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https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/21/elon-musk-asked-meta-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-to-join-xai-bid-to-buy-openai.html
CNBC
Elon Musk asked Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg to join xAI bid to buy OpenAI, filing shows
In early 2025, xAI CEO Elon Musk asked Meta's Mark Zuckerberg to help him finance a $97.4 billion takeover of OpenAI, new court filings revealed.
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Forwarded from Blockchain & GenAI are Stupid
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https://www.pcmag.com/news/elon-musk-to-take-on-microsoft-with-macrohard
PCMAG
Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard'
The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.
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Forwarded from Nic
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Tesla insiders have sold more than 50% of their shares in the last year
Article, Comments
Electrek
Tesla (TSLA) insiders have sold more than 50% of their shares in the last year
Tesla insiders have been unloading their shares at an impressive rate. Excluding CEO Elon Musk, Tesla executives and board members...
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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/08/elon-musk-sues-apple-openai-to-block-exclusive-iphone-chatgpt-integration/
Ars Technica
Elon Musk sues Apple and OpenAI, revealing his panic over OpenAI dominance
OpenAI slams Musk’s lawsuit as part of his “ongoing pattern of harassment.”…
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https://www.theverge.com/tesla/765907/tesla-rejected-60-settlement-in-autopilot-case-that-ultimately-cost-it-4-times-that-amount
The Verge
Tesla rejected $60 million settlement in Autopilot case that ultimately cost it 4 times that amount
The company was ordered to pay $243 million in punitive and compensatory damages by a Miami jury.
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Forwarded from Blockchain & GenAI are Stupid
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/08/29/tesla-autopilot-crashes-evidence-testimony-wrongful-death/
The Washington Post
Tesla said it didn’t have key data in a fatal crash. Then a hacker found it.
The key evidence was presented last month to a jury, which found the company partially liable for the 2019 crash in Key Largo, Florida.
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https://archive.is/2025.08.29-171047/https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/08/29/tesla-autopilot-crashes-evidence-testimony-wrongful-death/
archive.is
Tesla said it didn’t have critical data in a fatal crash. Then a hack…
archived 29 Aug 2025 17:10:47 UTC
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https://youtu.be/RSFbWObcT4A (length: 5:50)
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Old but gold
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https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/08/how-a-hacker-helped-win-a-wrongful-death-lawsuit-against-tesla/
Ars Technica
Tesla denied having fatal crash data until a hacker found it
The data was key evidence in the death of a pedestrian in 2019.
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Showing a friend The Good Place

Bad Janet shows up and immediately he goes "oh it's Grok"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgl3DFbgA78
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