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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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From a Redditor:

The US administration altered the rules on certain index funds to force them to buy SpaceX stock without the usual "cool off" period that would allow for an over-valued IPO to settle down to its market value first.

This means people's retirement savings portfolios were obligated to buy Space-X stock at a massively overvalued Initial Public Offering, which went directly to the coffers of the company & allowed private investors to sell their stocks, leaving the general public holding the bill as the stock corrects itself. It was basically an engineered crypto rug-pull / wealth transfer using the actual stock market.

But, yes, I guess the shitstain of a CEO now has slightly less than infinite leverage to take out loans against his share holdings. Yay.
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Forwarded from Blockchain & GenAI are Stupid (Nic)
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Musk says you will not be doing coding, and AI would create binary directly by the end of the year and Grok Code will achieve state of the art even before that.
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So, if you don't need to do any coding and Grok can do all the code and binaries, why are you still hiring all these people, Elon?

Elon, when you are trying to sell shit to your investors cause no one is using your CSAM generator and you have to sell compute to competitors, maybe try a little bit harder to come up with believable lie?!!!
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de_paywalled https://archive.is/QkgeK
oh apparently Bloomberg figured out how to defeat archive.is

I guess I'll update it if the archive guy fixes it
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Forwarded from My Friend the Rt Hon Adam
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