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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

Elon simps will be banned on sight

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For those that don't livee in Seattle

Bellevue is like if Silent Hill was a physical place except instead of being run down it's one overgrown tumor of a strip mall swarming with fucking Teslas and boba tea shops
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Boy I sure hope this doesn't blow up in anyones face
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Don't listen to the LAME stream media, crackheads. Get your pots of gold
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Forwarded from Spruce
forgot that I witnessed this grok post

genuinely incredible
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Apparently I fucked up and used the wrong video codec (oops)

This should play
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I do not give a fuck about CAH but
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I do not give a fuck about CAH but
Okay to clarify I don't give a fuck because the card game itself is kinda boring

Instead of being a terrible person it just becomes "who can make the horse cock joke first"

It's a bad game because the people who play it are largely unfunny
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