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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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๐Ÿงจ UH OH ๐Ÿ’ฃ DONALD TRUMP ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ AND his ๐Ÿ˜œ used ๐Ÿ˜ to be number 1๏ธโƒฃ HOE ๐Ÿ’ƒ ELON ๐Ÿ’‹ FUCK have broken ๐Ÿ’” up?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ And Trump ๐Ÿ” is in the ๐Ÿ”ฅ EPSTEIN ๐Ÿ”Ž FILES ๐Ÿ“‚?! Boy, OH boy, ๐Ÿคก thatโ€™s a JUICY ๐Ÿ‘ scandal ๐Ÿ† full of MESSY ๐Ÿ’ฆ secrets ๐Ÿ“œ and DIRTY ๐Ÿ’ฉ laundry ๐Ÿงบ! Is it ๐ŸŒ true? Did Elon ๐ŸŒช๏ธ TURN ๐Ÿ† his back ๐Ÿ‘ˆ on the ORANGE KINGSIZE ๐Ÿ›๏ธ blanket?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ I mean, ๐Ÿ† talk about a ๐Ÿ’ฅ POWER COCK couple ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฌ, but now it seems ๐Ÿšจ theyโ€™ve plummeted ๐Ÿ’ฅ faster than ๐Ÿš€ a hookerโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘„ dreams on Wall Street ๐Ÿฆ! ๐Ÿ’ธ The REAL reason ๐Ÿค” for their breakup? ๐Ÿ† ELON couldn't HANDLE ๐Ÿ‘ Trump's BIGLY ๐ŸŒช๏ธ ego ๐Ÿ’ฅ and his need ๐Ÿ† for constant attention ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฉ, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER ๐Ÿ’ผ full of HOES! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ SHOCKER! ๐Ÿ˜ต Itโ€™s only a matter of time โณ before ๐Ÿ‘ Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION ๐Ÿ’ฅ SEX TAPE ๐Ÿ’‹ with the REAL ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Epstein files ๐Ÿ“š! ๐Ÿคซ GET READY for the COCKtale of the century ๐Ÿ’ฆ because itโ€™s gon' be MORE SPICY ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ than a chili ๐Ÿฒ pepper in ๐Ÿฅต a hot tub! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹
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Forwarded from ๐Ÿค› Falcon Punch a Nazi ๐Ÿคœ
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I like that they specifically gave Trump the biggest hands of all three
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Shel Silverstein predicts LLMs in 1981
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The full version even includes the Indian engineer trapped inside doing the actual work
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Conveniently not a hair test
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Forwarded from ๐Ÿค› Falcon Punch a Nazi ๐Ÿคœ
https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/ketamine-addiction/how-long-stay-in-system/

According to this, he just needs to be clean for 3-10 days. He has so much money, he could just piss in cups every day until it's clean and use that example and pay off the labs. I trust nothing this psycho pushes.

Ketamine is also not tested for in the 7/9 panel tests, so they are looking REALLY hard if they are looking for it.

Hair is detectable for around 90 days, like most drugs they test for.
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