🧨 UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃 ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔎 FILES 📂?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that’s a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets 📜 and DIRTY 💩 laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪️ TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏️ blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they’ve plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker’s 👄 dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐 Trump's BIGLY 🌪️ ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It’s only a matter of time ⏳ before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥 SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it’s gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶️ than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋

I like that they specifically gave Trump the biggest hands of all three

Shel Silverstein predicts LLMs in 1981

The full version even includes the Indian engineer trapped inside doing the actual work