Forwarded from /g/‘s Tech Memes
Microsoft says that it will work with the FBI to unlock your Windows PCs encrypted data if asked.
BitLocker encryption keys that are uploaded to the cloud via your Microsoft Account are not encrypted on Microsoft's servers, which means the company is able to see the keys and hand them over to law enforcement if requested via valid legal order.
Forbes reports that Microsoft did this in early 2025, handing over the encryption keys to a device that the FBI had in their possession.
This should make everyone using a Windows PC think twice before backing up their BitLocker encryption key to Microsoft's servers. Windows 11's online Microsoft Account requirement means your PC is already automatically backing up your data encryption key online.
Apple, Google, and Meta's data encryption keys are also backed up to the cloud, but those keys are encrypted on the cloud side so nobody can see them but the user. Microsoft seemingly doesn't do this.
BitLocker encryption keys that are uploaded to the cloud via your Microsoft Account are not encrypted on Microsoft's servers, which means the company is able to see the keys and hand them over to law enforcement if requested via valid legal order.
Forbes reports that Microsoft did this in early 2025, handing over the encryption keys to a device that the FBI had in their possession.
This should make everyone using a Windows PC think twice before backing up their BitLocker encryption key to Microsoft's servers. Windows 11's online Microsoft Account requirement means your PC is already automatically backing up your data encryption key online.
Apple, Google, and Meta's data encryption keys are also backed up to the cloud, but those keys are encrypted on the cloud side so nobody can see them but the user. Microsoft seemingly doesn't do this.
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Forwarded from Military_History
DHS stated he will lose his whole finger in surgery
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Military_History
A Muslim suspect can be ruled out as they famously don't eat pigs
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🇷🇺Friends, what do you think, what are these packages Russians so actively unloading and transporting to the front? First one to guess gonna get a tg prem gift
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Forwarded from Clash Report
At a NATO winter exercise in Norway, Finnish reservists defeated U.S. troops so decisively that commanders asked them to ease off.
A military source said Finns were “asked to stop beating the Americans” because the losses were “too humiliating and demoralising.”
Source: The Times
A military source said Finns were “asked to stop beating the Americans” because the losses were “too humiliating and demoralising.”
Source: The Times
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Clash Report
At a NATO winter exercise in Norway, Finnish reservists defeated U.S. troops so decisively that commanders asked them to ease off. A military source said Finns were “asked to stop beating the Americans” because the losses were “too humiliating and demoralising.”…
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Forwarded from Geopolitics Watch (Angry Iowan ✝️)
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Source of blueballing from Qatar :
"American attack on Iran by next week."
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Tesla autopilot bug found. They are now undriveable.
Tesla autopilot bug found. They are now undriveable.
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Forwarded from Mediterranean Man
You've really done it now, Pesky Zionists, preparations for True Promise 4 are 90% complete, and we're two weeks away from nukes, tremble, oh prostitutes of the West
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🇺🇸⚡ - Minnesota National Guard was activated after second person was killed by ICE
Footage shows MNG arriving in Minneapolis
Footage shows MNG arriving in Minneapolis
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The death star USS Abraham Lincoln will enter CENTCOM operations area in several hours.
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🇺🇸In secret recordings, Cruz trashes Trump tariffs, Vance
Sen. Ted Cruz, the Texas Republican eyeing a 2028 White House run, torched Vice President Vance and ridiculed President Trump's tariff policy during private meetings with donors, according to recordings obtained by Axios.
Sen. Ted Cruz, the Texas Republican eyeing a 2028 White House run, torched Vice President Vance and ridiculed President Trump's tariff policy during private meetings with donors, according to recordings obtained by Axios.
-Cruz says he told Trump: "Mr. President, if we get to November of [2026] and people's 401(k)s are down 30% and prices are up 10–20% at the supermarket, we're going to go into Election Day, face a bloodbath."
-"You're going to lose the House, you're going to lose the Senate, you're going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week."
-Trump's response, according to Cruz: "F**k you, Ted."
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Openly Biased
Israeli Channel 13 says the deathstar has arrived in CENTCOM waters.
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The call also declares the possibility of “martyrdom operations” which is a fancy way of saying “suicide bombings”
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Forwarded from Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts 🇺🇸
🇱🇧🇮🇶🇮🇷⚡️- The official Hezbollah website in Lebanon reposts this statement as it was released.
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Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts 🇺🇸
🇱🇧🇮🇶🇮🇷⚡️- The official Hezbollah website in Lebanon reposts this statement as it was released.
You might wanna sit this one out bro
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