✍️ Sometimes I'm sad that I am not a member of a third world diaspora community so I can't just start larping and set up a random ass government in exile, consisting of me and like 5 other dudes, for the autonomous region of Bumfuckistan and get paid by some foreign intelligence service which has an interest in destabilizing a rival country

🇨🇳🇹🇼🇨🇳🇲🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 This is especially the case with China where there's like a fucking bajillion "governments in exile" for every ethnic group and major city in China which are only kept afloat due to the CIA pumping money into them

🆒 Literally dream job, all you have to do is larp online, appear at some random ass irrelevant political conferences attended by the most miserable and boring people in existence and in exchange the CIA will finance your whole existence via their black budget

Aight bro, whatever you say I guess 🤔

🇮🇱 Ben Gvir:

There is a decrease in the number of illegal residents entering the Jerusalem area because the Border Police are shooting at them

🇪🇪 In Estonia, the most atheist country in Europe, the former leader of the right-wing EKRE party once proclaimed on a campaign rally that an angel had visited him in his dream.

👼 He said the Angel told him only he and EKRE could save Estonia from doom so they have to win the next elections and win power in the country.

😄 Sadly the angel forgot to tell the rest of the nation and EKRE went on to lose the elections and not be part of the next government