The U.S. government’s longest coffee break lasted 35 days (Dec 22, 2018 – Jan 25, 2019).🖥

Nearly a million federal workers got the privilege of working for free or not at all, while Washington argued over a wall.🤪

Basically, the government proved it could shut itself down longer than most of us can keep a New Year’s resolution.🥴

💬 What i think we’re seeing is the US moving an awful lot of military assets to the Middle East as a tool to pressure Iran (and by proxy Hamas) to accept the peace proposal laid out by Trump, for him to add it to the list of wars he’s “resolved”

However the likely scenario in my opinion is a Palestinian rejection of the offer anyway. If this does happen then Trump will once again find himself in a situation where he can’t simply back off after moving all those assets without losing face, after which bad things will happen (or funny if you dont live in Iran)

💥 Large explosion in southern Lebanon

🇮🇷 Iranian journalist Mehrdad Khalili boldly claims that:

We may witness another American-Zionist aggression against Iran in the coming days

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🍕 The demand for pizzas at the Pentagon has skyrocketed in the last few hours

🇲🇦 Unusual sights as Moroccan youths are rioting inside Morocco and for an actually valid reason for once instead of in Western Europe for zero good reason whatsoever as they normally do

✍️ Protest broke out due to life in Morocco sucking ass for young people or something idk I didn't bother reading it all