🇺🇦Ukrainians: Here is 400 dead ziggers and 100 hit vehicles 🥺

People: yawn 🥱🥱🥱

🇱🇧Hezbollah: WE HIT A WOODEN MOCK UP OF AN IRON DOME (it was a cardboard cutout)

People: GREATEST MILITARY VICTORY IN HUMAN HISTORY🥳🥳🥳

The Israelis previously blabbered very specifically that any drone, rocket or projectile that targeted Israel proper would be met with strikes on Beirut

Does this count as a loophole? Didn’t say nuthin about land infiltrations 🤔

🇺🇸— Alaskan Chief of Staff Craig Scott Valdez has been arrested for sex trafficking and child exploitation charges after soliciting minors on Snapchat.

This fucker looks like such a Chud…

🇺🇸— Mike Johnson was put on a hot mic when a phone call with an unidentified source was leaked. On the call Johnson was heard saying that Medicare, Medicaid, and social security are “entitlements that need to be adjusted and fixed,” which is mostly diplomatic jargon for saying that they are cutting these things if Republicans win the midterms.

Don’t forget that a large cut to these programs have already been put in place before in the large partisan bill that republicans passed early this year. Also, quietly Johnson called for raising the retirement age and tried to create a commission to cut benefits behind closed doors.

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷BREAKING— Elements of the U.S. Army’s 82nd Airborne Division were secretly deployed to Israel in early April, as part of joint contingency planning between Israel and the United States, in plans for seizing Iran’s Kharg Island in the Persian Gulf and carving out coastal territory inside Iran.

The order, issued April 7, 2026, directed paratroopers from the 2nd Battalion, 501st Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division - the storied “Geronimo!” Battalion - to deploy to Israel on “temporary duty,” in a move not previously reported by the Pentagon.