What i see everytime Suriyak writes an essay about another epic brand new resistance group in Syria swearing to overthrow the new government (it will disappear 2 weeks later) (everyone moved on from Syria)

All of them are 110% just covers for smuggling out the remaining captagon

I assure you flooding Jordan with drugs is essential to national liberation

Hot take but Jordan low-key deserves it

This sounds strange but is actually quite funny

Due to the fact the standard of living in Turkmenistan is horrid many lower and mid ranking officers of the armed forces who aren't high up enough to profit from the corruption were fed up and tried leaving to find jobs elsewhere

The Turkmen state in true Turkmen fashion first tried to simply confiscate ALL THE PASSPORTS of officers that may leave the country and find work elsewhere

When that wasn't enough and the officers kept resigning the Turkmen state got another ingenious idea and de-facto banned resignations

Since they legally can't just ban resignations they simply ordered that resignations are not to be processed anymore

Which then caused the officers to simply stop showing up for work and thus by legal definition desert as they haven't resigned as their resignations aren't processed

Speaking of jews

🇮🇱Knesset approves updated war budget in first reading, adding billions of NIS to defense

The updated budget, which passed in the plenum by a margin of 53–45, must still pass its final votes before the end of March.