I said stay out of the kitchen. Thank you.

Eat ham!! 🍖

I always laugh when I open my bank app and it says at the top: "FDIC-Insured-Backed by the full faith and credit of the US government."

That literally means nothing.

The land of tiny Tardos

you're not just a

The elusive but microscopic Tardograde searches for his next meal.

Mi like to wear nice clothes when going in public with Gramma. It makes her happy....& it feels cozy and people treat u with respect....Mi gonna start wearing nice clothes in public all die time now

Went to da farm store and saw baby chibbens

It just be

GM frens 💜 💚

GM frens 🤍 🤠

Mi fren and I decided to pack a cooler and hit da bricks today. Dis protestin is hard work!! 😮‍💨

I lubs u so much, mi promise to switch to diet conk wen we get married 🤍

🍞 🥰

Eggsize bike fan smell like plastic but it ok. Thank u eggsize bike!

GM frens 🌞 ☕

Went to da Mexico State Fair