Donkey Kong machine is working!

GM frens 🌞

"I could go to the grocery store right now if I wanted to and buy two bottles of cough syrup and just get high af and pass out. But I won't. I keep going and stay strong. I eat meat and drink water and pray and it feel good."

60's moms: Welcome home, honey, dinner is ready! I made something new; It's called 'tacos,' and you eat it with your hands!

The dad:

Methinks Richard Scarry was a nationalist. Whenever he depicted Mexicans, they were in Mexico. Whenever he showed Italians, they were in Italy, etc...The only foreigners in Busy Town, USA have accents from white countries. Cozy.

I said stay out of the kitchen. Thank you.

Eat ham!! 🍖

I always laugh when I open my bank app and it says at the top: "FDIC-Insured-Backed by the full faith and credit of the US government."

That literally means nothing.

The land of tiny Tardos

you're not just a

The elusive but microscopic Tardograde searches for his next meal.

Mi like to wear nice clothes when going in public with Gramma. It makes her happy....& it feels cozy and people treat u with respect....Mi gonna start wearing nice clothes in public all die time now

Went to da farm store and saw baby chibbens

It just be

GM frens 💜 💚

GM frens 🤍 🤠

Mi fren and I decided to pack a cooler and hit da bricks today. Dis protestin is hard work!! 😮‍💨

I lubs u so much, mi promise to switch to diet conk wen we get married 🤍