Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. @HateFacts2

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I'm so good at finding natural remedies that people think I'm a homeopath. That's why whenever I offer someone a natural remedy I make sure to say "no homeo" to avoid confusion. @HateFacts2

Id like to have a relationship with Sydney Sweeney in which I was unfaithful to her and she got really sad about it. Isn't that rude of me? What a jerk. @HateFacts2

How about a combination of Bill Maher and Bam Margera called Bill Mahrgera. So he's like "New Rule, I'm kickin Phil's ass all day today, m'kay" @HateFacts2

It takes 3 hours for the average human being to become completely dry after a shower. Is that a fact? Idk. I made it up right now, so probably not. But until we have a real investigation, we may never know. And that's how they control us. #Kony2012. @HateFacts2

Tldr: I just got out of the shower. @HateFacts2

The central theme of Saving Private Ryan btw is that if you fight for ZOG your 3 eldest sons will be killed and all you'll be left with is Matt Damon. A fate worse than death itself. @HateFacts2

I've answered the phone "you're with Tony" for like 20 years now. My name's not Tony...I don't know why I do it. @HateFacts2

Before I give you guys the tip to escaping poverty, I want you to smash that like button....alright, lets get to it.

Tip: get more money

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There should be a jewish rapper named Epstein Barz. @HateFacts2

RIP James Van Der Beek. You will be remembered by me in both your body of work, and by my cat little James Van Der Beek. In fact, me and little JVDB are going to watch some Creek right now. @HateFacts2

I take more precautions messaging my nazi shitposting friends about things that are legal, than elite political figures do messaging epstein to talk about underage girls. That's AFTER he had already been convicted of child prostitution. @HateFacts2

Jesse Jackson died...and I thinks that's pretty cool. @HateFacts2

I like a good coke zero every so often. They combine the great taste of coke, with the power of zero. @HateFacts2

I don't do Karate, I do Karazy...but I also do Karate, so I'm twice as deadly. @HateFacts2

Before next Christmas I'm going to rewrite the song Baby It's Cold Outside to make it less ambiguous when it comes to matters of consent. That way everyone who listens to it can enjoy it the way it was meant to be enjoyed. It's going to be called "Baby It's Cold Outside, so im going to rape you" @HateFacts2

Hey ladies who subscribe to @HateFacts2 I think you're all going to be in Trump's release of the alien files....because you gals are all outta this world ❤️ #NoFatChicks

Mike Huckabee? More like K**e Suck-a-D.

Boom, got your ass Israeli ambassador Mike Huckabee. @HateFacts2

The Skip The Dishes orders from Comet Ping Pong must be full of bad reviews. "I ordered a cheese pizza and when I opened the box it was a frightened Honduran child. 2 stars, and if this happens a fourth time im taking my business elsewhere" @HateFacts2

I'm gonna call up Christian bakeries and demand they make me a gay wedding cake and threaten them with lawsuits if they don't. Then when they agree to make me the cake I'm going to say "I'm actually not gay, I'm a Christian purity tester and you just failed and now God hates you and YOU are actually gay." @HateFacts2