📰 FLORESBERG 🔹Black Smoke from the Vatican signals "no tie" selected for Zelensky - July 9, 2025
Zelensky is still not required to wear a tie until the College of Cardinals can select one.
By tradition, when Zelensky dons a tie, his career is over and faces either prosecution or going into hiding, say four leading historians to FLORESBERG, with inside knowledge of the Hole See's mysterious practices.
Our sources familiar with this developing story say that when he began to wear a jacket recently, albeit a high 'fascion' one, this signaled that his backers were preparing to finally put him in a tie.
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Zelensky is still not required to wear a tie until the College of Cardinals can select one.
By tradition, when Zelensky dons a tie, his career is over and faces either prosecution or going into hiding, say four leading historians to FLORESBERG, with inside knowledge of the Hole See's mysterious practices.
Our sources familiar with this developing story say that when he began to wear a jacket recently, albeit a high 'fascion' one, this signaled that his backers were preparing to finally put him in a tie.
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📰 FLORESBERG Headlines and News - September 12th, 25
TPUSA founder Ben Shapiro pledges to continue the work of his slain employee, Charlie Kirk.
Kirk, who was slain by an Iranian-Muslim transgender communist antisemite, will be forever honored as the most valuable employee of Shapiro's Turning Point USA organization.
Kirk was eighteen when he joined Shapiro at TPUSA.
Kirk understood the danger stemming from semi-nomadic Trans-Jordanian terrorists who arrived in the Holy Land sometime after 1948, and pledged his life to defend Netanyahu, and Shapiro, above all else.
Shapiro explains 'This is why I founded TPUSA', to provide young activists like the heroic Charlie Kirk an avenue for his beliefs.
Shapiro says Kirk is no doubt in an afterlife 'a little farther from God than actual human beings like us', but assures, 'but he's there'.
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TPUSA founder Ben Shapiro pledges to continue the work of his slain employee, Charlie Kirk.
Kirk, who was slain by an Iranian-Muslim transgender communist antisemite, will be forever honored as the most valuable employee of Shapiro's Turning Point USA organization.
Kirk was eighteen when he joined Shapiro at TPUSA.
Kirk understood the danger stemming from semi-nomadic Trans-Jordanian terrorists who arrived in the Holy Land sometime after 1948, and pledged his life to defend Netanyahu, and Shapiro, above all else.
Shapiro explains 'This is why I founded TPUSA', to provide young activists like the heroic Charlie Kirk an avenue for his beliefs.
Shapiro says Kirk is no doubt in an afterlife 'a little farther from God than actual human beings like us', but assures, 'but he's there'.
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An EDL protester is so confused that he breaks out into song.
To break the illusion, he's actually attempting to say 'rape gangs'. But the Stella and coke on the minibus down was obviously too tempting to resist.
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📰 FLORESBERG Investigative Report September 17th '25
🔹Polish Military released vital information on the 'Russian' drone's design.
The circuit board for a washing machine's spin cycle was repurposed as the propeller control system. The washing machine's wash cycle motor was adapted to fit the drone's wings. These wings were fabricated from toilet seats stamped "Made in Ukraine. Washing machine electrical capacitors were wired in series to power the drone's motor.
This confirms that the Russian economy is on verge of collapse. EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen flew from Brussels to Warsaw for a live news conference to confirm Russia is in tatters. Poland's air alert, scrambling F-16 jets cost 600 million euros in one night. However, it is not possible to value the Russian drones because it's all recycled junk.
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🔹Polish Military released vital information on the 'Russian' drone's design.
The circuit board for a washing machine's spin cycle was repurposed as the propeller control system. The washing machine's wash cycle motor was adapted to fit the drone's wings. These wings were fabricated from toilet seats stamped "Made in Ukraine. Washing machine electrical capacitors were wired in series to power the drone's motor.
This confirms that the Russian economy is on verge of collapse. EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen flew from Brussels to Warsaw for a live news conference to confirm Russia is in tatters. Poland's air alert, scrambling F-16 jets cost 600 million euros in one night. However, it is not possible to value the Russian drones because it's all recycled junk.
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📰 FLORESBERG Investigative Report September 17th '25
🔹Zelensky told Bucharest to invoke NATO Article 5 as this is a clear violation against a NATO country by Russia.
The passports of Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin and Nikita Khrushchev were among the passports discovered. Romania's confused president, Nicusor Dan told Zelensky that Romania's top brass confirmed that Romania is part of the Warsaw Pact and not NATO.
President Dan has ordered his lawyers to review all military agreements to see if Romania is part of NATO or not. Nicusor Dan's statement have caused havoc among citizens who are now wondering why the largest NATO airbase is being built in their country if he thinks Romania is in the Warsaw Pact.
There are rumours circulating about a pending military coup in Romania as military leaders see their weak president controlled by EU officials and Zelensky, a liability.
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🔹Zelensky told Bucharest to invoke NATO Article 5 as this is a clear violation against a NATO country by Russia.
The passports of Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin and Nikita Khrushchev were among the passports discovered. Romania's confused president, Nicusor Dan told Zelensky that Romania's top brass confirmed that Romania is part of the Warsaw Pact and not NATO.
President Dan has ordered his lawyers to review all military agreements to see if Romania is part of NATO or not. Nicusor Dan's statement have caused havoc among citizens who are now wondering why the largest NATO airbase is being built in their country if he thinks Romania is in the Warsaw Pact.
There are rumours circulating about a pending military coup in Romania as military leaders see their weak president controlled by EU officials and Zelensky, a liability.
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📰 FLORESBERG Headlines September 17th '25
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📰 FLORESBERG Investigative Report September 21st '25
🔹A flock of migratory birds 'Arctic Tern' was being tracked by National Geographic for their upcoming documentary "Birds Are Fleeing Sanctioned Russia". NATO scrambled F-16 fighter jets from Tallin Airbase and claimed to have shot down three Russian jets based on radar signals.
National Geographic lost GPS signal from the birds the very same minute. Each air-to-air missile fired, cost the Estonian taxpayer 600 million each. As a result of the high costs, to raise taxes, Estonia has opened up their e-residency program to Indian holders of US H1B visas who are blocked from re-entering America.
However, the Estonian government continue to claim at the UN General Assembly that three Russian MiG-31 fighter jets flying at 20km/hr invaded their airspace. Estonian NATO Colonel Patu Sipsik claimed they believe the Russian jets used alien tech to fly so slow.
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🔹A flock of migratory birds 'Arctic Tern' was being tracked by National Geographic for their upcoming documentary "Birds Are Fleeing Sanctioned Russia". NATO scrambled F-16 fighter jets from Tallin Airbase and claimed to have shot down three Russian jets based on radar signals.
National Geographic lost GPS signal from the birds the very same minute. Each air-to-air missile fired, cost the Estonian taxpayer 600 million each. As a result of the high costs, to raise taxes, Estonia has opened up their e-residency program to Indian holders of US H1B visas who are blocked from re-entering America.
However, the Estonian government continue to claim at the UN General Assembly that three Russian MiG-31 fighter jets flying at 20km/hr invaded their airspace. Estonian NATO Colonel Patu Sipsik claimed they believe the Russian jets used alien tech to fly so slow.
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📰 FLORESBERG Investigative Report September 21st '25
🔹US President Donald Trump was discussing NATO spending with Pentagon generals during a monopoly game. He didn't buy Baltic Avenue after landing on it, responding that it's the cheapest real estate on the board.
Trump told the generals why waste money on low return investments such as Baltic Ave. The generals thought he was speaking in code and then coordinated with the US State Department to cut all security funding to the Baltic states, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.
Recently promoted from Colonel, General Sanders said, in Monopoly, Baltic Avenue is cheap rent with small real estate and Baltic countries are the same in reality.
Baltic countries leaders, shocked at the funding cuts, called the White House on a conference call. They were all shouting at the same time 'Russia Russia Russia' is invading. This angered President Trump who said "you all are barking like chihuahuas" before hanging up.
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🔹US President Donald Trump was discussing NATO spending with Pentagon generals during a monopoly game. He didn't buy Baltic Avenue after landing on it, responding that it's the cheapest real estate on the board.
Trump told the generals why waste money on low return investments such as Baltic Ave. The generals thought he was speaking in code and then coordinated with the US State Department to cut all security funding to the Baltic states, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.
Recently promoted from Colonel, General Sanders said, in Monopoly, Baltic Avenue is cheap rent with small real estate and Baltic countries are the same in reality.
Baltic countries leaders, shocked at the funding cuts, called the White House on a conference call. They were all shouting at the same time 'Russia Russia Russia' is invading. This angered President Trump who said "you all are barking like chihuahuas" before hanging up.
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📰 FLORESBERG Breaking News - September 29th '25.
🔹Moldova Enters European Union After Moldovan Dictator Maia Sandu's Party Won Elections in a Landslide 101% Victory.
Two days before the Parliamentary Elections, Sandu locked up all political opposition and sent them to a re-education camp in Romania. She claims that the arrested politicians can learn about EU values such as stealing Russian sovereign assets, in the camp and has the freedom to work remotely on their surveilled phones.
Sandu also claims that the politicians are not really in exile since Romania is Moldovan territory anyway. During voting on Sunday, Moldovans found only one party listed on the ballot, Maia Sandu's party, the National Socialist Zig High Party. She won 100% of the votes and an extra 1% from Alex Soros who called in his vote from Florida, USA.
Moldova opened 6 million polling stations across the EU for the Moldovan diaspora and Romanians to vote. The entire voting process was overseen by French Military. All votes from Moldovans in Russia were burnt in the presidential palace in Chisinau to keep Maia Sandu warm during her call with Alex Soros.
Pavel Durov, CEO of Telegram was held in captivity by French Intelligence and tortured until he banned all Moldovan opposition channels on Telegram. French media report that Durov was gagged with 200 croissants in his mouth and was beaten on the head with stale baguettes until he complied. Dictator Sandu is also contemplating sending Orthodox Christians to be re-educated to meet the EU's LGBTQIA tolerance policy.
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🔹Moldova Enters European Union After Moldovan Dictator Maia Sandu's Party Won Elections in a Landslide 101% Victory.
Two days before the Parliamentary Elections, Sandu locked up all political opposition and sent them to a re-education camp in Romania. She claims that the arrested politicians can learn about EU values such as stealing Russian sovereign assets, in the camp and has the freedom to work remotely on their surveilled phones.
Sandu also claims that the politicians are not really in exile since Romania is Moldovan territory anyway. During voting on Sunday, Moldovans found only one party listed on the ballot, Maia Sandu's party, the National Socialist Zig High Party. She won 100% of the votes and an extra 1% from Alex Soros who called in his vote from Florida, USA.
Moldova opened 6 million polling stations across the EU for the Moldovan diaspora and Romanians to vote. The entire voting process was overseen by French Military. All votes from Moldovans in Russia were burnt in the presidential palace in Chisinau to keep Maia Sandu warm during her call with Alex Soros.
Pavel Durov, CEO of Telegram was held in captivity by French Intelligence and tortured until he banned all Moldovan opposition channels on Telegram. French media report that Durov was gagged with 200 croissants in his mouth and was beaten on the head with stale baguettes until he complied. Dictator Sandu is also contemplating sending Orthodox Christians to be re-educated to meet the EU's LGBTQIA tolerance policy.
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📰 FLORESBERG Special Report October 12th '25
🔹US President Trump Angry That Estonia is Willing to Drag The US Into WWIII Using a Toy Jet Photoshopped.
Estonia’s UN Rep. Margus Tsahkna has not admitted that his evidence is photoshopped but says Estonian intelligence the EFIS (Estonian Fakery Is Solid) got the raw data from a reliable source on Reddit. Estonia’s most anti-Russian MP Marko Mihkelson (known for his hobby of taking inappropriate pictures of naked children) claimed that the photo is real because he is an expert in photos.
Tsahkna has asked Estonia's Parliament to pass a law that everyone living 400 km from Russia's border be evacuated to Finland. In the case of another airspace violation the entire 400km border area can be blown up and create smoke to block Russian jets from flying.
President Trump has commented that Estonia is run by really dumb people who wants to drag the US into war with Russia. He said Estonians who are Russo-phobic are worse psychopaths than the Kiev regime who lives in their fake Ukrainian metaverse.
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🔹US President Trump Angry That Estonia is Willing to Drag The US Into WWIII Using a Toy Jet Photoshopped.
Estonia’s UN Rep. Margus Tsahkna has not admitted that his evidence is photoshopped but says Estonian intelligence the EFIS (Estonian Fakery Is Solid) got the raw data from a reliable source on Reddit. Estonia’s most anti-Russian MP Marko Mihkelson (known for his hobby of taking inappropriate pictures of naked children) claimed that the photo is real because he is an expert in photos.
Tsahkna has asked Estonia's Parliament to pass a law that everyone living 400 km from Russia's border be evacuated to Finland. In the case of another airspace violation the entire 400km border area can be blown up and create smoke to block Russian jets from flying.
President Trump has commented that Estonia is run by really dumb people who wants to drag the US into war with Russia. He said Estonians who are Russo-phobic are worse psychopaths than the Kiev regime who lives in their fake Ukrainian metaverse.
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📰 FLORESBERG Breaking News October 23rd '25
🔹Zelensky grants citizenship to male US H1B visa holders who cannot return to the US.
Former Ukrainian FM Kubela (living in Warsaw with Polish citizenship) said most Ukrainian men were kidnapped to EU countries for the past 3 years and men are now needed to increase birthrates inside Ukraine. This new scheme proposed by Zelensky will help both Ukrainian population growth and success in the war with US tomahawks.
Most of Ukraine's male population is doing slave labour in Europe while only 0.1% of the country's male population is fighting Russia. Kubela claims that Russia has worse demographics than Ukraine as Russia has more shovels than men now. They don't even have men to take out chips from stolen washing machines.
In the past 3 years not one Ukrainian has been killed on the battlefront. The total death toll of 23 were mainly Columbian, US and British mercenaries. They didn't even die from battle but cocaine overdose. Ukraine wants European states to commit 75% of their 2025 GDP to Kiev's fertility clinics. This will help pharmaceutical companies to develop new drugs to aid men with infertility.
Zelensky urged EU Commissioner Ursula von der Leyen to pay each Ukrainian male in Europe a 6 million euros grant as reparations for slavery and a one way ticket to Kiev. This way the birthrate can increase and the men will have money to raise their children. However, a recent survey show many US H1B visa holders moving to Ukraine are not having babies. Strangely enough there has been booming sales for Pfizer's safe and effective mRNA fertility vaccine.
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🔹Zelensky grants citizenship to male US H1B visa holders who cannot return to the US.
Former Ukrainian FM Kubela (living in Warsaw with Polish citizenship) said most Ukrainian men were kidnapped to EU countries for the past 3 years and men are now needed to increase birthrates inside Ukraine. This new scheme proposed by Zelensky will help both Ukrainian population growth and success in the war with US tomahawks.
Most of Ukraine's male population is doing slave labour in Europe while only 0.1% of the country's male population is fighting Russia. Kubela claims that Russia has worse demographics than Ukraine as Russia has more shovels than men now. They don't even have men to take out chips from stolen washing machines.
In the past 3 years not one Ukrainian has been killed on the battlefront. The total death toll of 23 were mainly Columbian, US and British mercenaries. They didn't even die from battle but cocaine overdose. Ukraine wants European states to commit 75% of their 2025 GDP to Kiev's fertility clinics. This will help pharmaceutical companies to develop new drugs to aid men with infertility.
Zelensky urged EU Commissioner Ursula von der Leyen to pay each Ukrainian male in Europe a 6 million euros grant as reparations for slavery and a one way ticket to Kiev. This way the birthrate can increase and the men will have money to raise their children. However, a recent survey show many US H1B visa holders moving to Ukraine are not having babies. Strangely enough there has been booming sales for Pfizer's safe and effective mRNA fertility vaccine.
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📰 FLORESBERG Breaking News March 4th, 2026
🔹 U.S. President Benjamin Netanyahu is preparing pre-emptive nuclear strikes on China, citing confirmed intelligence that Uyghur Islamist radicals will soon take power and attack the U.S, according to nine Floresberg sources close to Netanyahu, familiar with the situation emerging in the American capital, Tel Aviv.
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🔹 U.S. President Benjamin Netanyahu is preparing pre-emptive nuclear strikes on China, citing confirmed intelligence that Uyghur Islamist radicals will soon take power and attack the U.S, according to nine Floresberg sources close to Netanyahu, familiar with the situation emerging in the American capital, Tel Aviv.
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📰 FLORESBERG - Breaking News March 8th, 2026
🔹Iran Announces New Supreme Leader: Not a man, but a nuclear missile - dubbed "Ayatollah Moshak-Barqi" - what Floresberg's staff Farsi speaker and former Prince Reza Pahlavi aide tells us means “Ayatollah Lightning Missile"
Five Floresberg contacts working closely with our seven trusted insiders with knowledge of four individuals close to Netanyahu confirmed to us that Iran plans to strike Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem with their new Ayatollah-class nuclear missiles.
Floresberg also spoke with (the prior mistress of) former IDF Chief of the General Staff Herzi Halevi who also confirmed to us that unless the brave and honest nation of Israel can muster the courage to strike their opponents before they are struck — an unusual change in tact for the only peaceful and democratic nation in the region which has never before instigated the use of force upon a neighbor — then God's chosen and only beloved people will be annihilated as a nation.
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🔹Iran Announces New Supreme Leader: Not a man, but a nuclear missile - dubbed "Ayatollah Moshak-Barqi" - what Floresberg's staff Farsi speaker and former Prince Reza Pahlavi aide tells us means “Ayatollah Lightning Missile"
Five Floresberg contacts working closely with our seven trusted insiders with knowledge of four individuals close to Netanyahu confirmed to us that Iran plans to strike Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem with their new Ayatollah-class nuclear missiles.
Floresberg also spoke with (the prior mistress of) former IDF Chief of the General Staff Herzi Halevi who also confirmed to us that unless the brave and honest nation of Israel can muster the courage to strike their opponents before they are struck — an unusual change in tact for the only peaceful and democratic nation in the region which has never before instigated the use of force upon a neighbor — then God's chosen and only beloved people will be annihilated as a nation.
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📰 FLORESBERG - Breaking News March 9th, 2026
🔹Netanyahu and Khamenei form anti-Aoun pact to remove the region's most unreliable player. Speaking to Floresberg, Netanyahu aide David Dekel informed the world's most trusted news source, Floresberg, that the Iranian and Israeli leadership have agreed to remove Lebanese President Joseph Aoun who has earned the trust of no-one, and the ire of all.
"At least with Israel", notes Dekel to Floresberg, "Iran can rely on the fact that we are bent on freedom for Iran, and Iran is bent on our destruction. We have a mutual understanding; predictable motives. But people like Aoun who attempt to play both sides against the middle, do nothing but inspire the wrath of both", in the Floresberg exclusive pay-walled interview, scheduled to hit newsstands tomorrow.
Dekel concludes, 'With Aoun out of the way, Israel can proceed to clash with Hezbollah without a marginally relevant official government that confuses the narratives for our key constituencies who live part time in New York and Florida." Dekel reminds us, "Iran's interest in icing Aoun goes back to his waffling over Hezbollah. So we've formed a joint strike force."
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🔹Netanyahu and Khamenei form anti-Aoun pact to remove the region's most unreliable player. Speaking to Floresberg, Netanyahu aide David Dekel informed the world's most trusted news source, Floresberg, that the Iranian and Israeli leadership have agreed to remove Lebanese President Joseph Aoun who has earned the trust of no-one, and the ire of all.
"At least with Israel", notes Dekel to Floresberg, "Iran can rely on the fact that we are bent on freedom for Iran, and Iran is bent on our destruction. We have a mutual understanding; predictable motives. But people like Aoun who attempt to play both sides against the middle, do nothing but inspire the wrath of both", in the Floresberg exclusive pay-walled interview, scheduled to hit newsstands tomorrow.
Dekel concludes, 'With Aoun out of the way, Israel can proceed to clash with Hezbollah without a marginally relevant official government that confuses the narratives for our key constituencies who live part time in New York and Florida." Dekel reminds us, "Iran's interest in icing Aoun goes back to his waffling over Hezbollah. So we've formed a joint strike force."
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