The Alchemist
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Some people call me Nostradamus's 7th Son. I often miss the tops but never miss a play.

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Holly Rape

Mistakes were made in a wallet I own private keys
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Flow maxing in 2026 is how you win

Can't make this shyt up
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Hollyyy rape
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Gm chat
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Gambled on the ICEBLOX

ICE/immigrants has been going viral and the topic of discussion for a while

There’s a slim chance Elon tweets ICE and sends this

CA/ ALvaDzXmaVBgatYAvUND7QALVomoBsoNjuKQCRcRpump
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If you make 10 Sol it’s less than 4 figures

At the current fair market value 😭
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Mhmmm 10x from $5M Do the maths
2x then raped

Absolute state of the trenches
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Satoshi and Saylor dumping with sides

Can devs do something?
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SOL is down down 50% in the last 24 business hours

Making a 2x in the trenches only breaks you even

I wank to end it now 😭
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Gm to everyone who's still here

Let's cook
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Trenches be feeling like it’s just me and like 3 other guys trying to rug each other in the order book

Fascinating
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Pippin sub 300M from $1B is crazy

Looking for the next ai slop coin that will pull a $pippin
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Even in the worst market conditions coins still run

Less good coins

But there’s always money to be made

LockIn
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$NEET 4x below ATHs

Interesting
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Forwarded from Boss Bot
JUST IN : X GOES DOWN DUE TO MASS TRAFFIC DUE TO A RANDOM ‘ NOBODY ‘ X ACCOUNT GAINING 2M+ VIEWS IN A MATTER OF AN HOUR
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