The Alchemist
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Some people call me Nostradamus's 7th Son. I often miss the tops but never miss a play.

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The Alchemist
The amount of niggars that want free donation(from me) on here is diabolical Buy $AVICI it’s literally free money
Free money here on the $AVICI technology (again)

Diversion between fundamentals and PA are in the order of centrilions
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$CLAUDE entrying another parabolic phase
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What if dumb money outperform smart money

Long retardation πŸ‘
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Imagine making 8 figures selling pictures/videos that could be AI generated to horney men

Fascinating

Which one of you subscribed?
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The Alchemist
This is a shiny $ROCK bullpost
$ROCK wicked $900k yesterday

It deserves better

Bonk is just a bitch long Pump
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Gm chat

What’s cooking?
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Holly Rape

Mistakes were made in a wallet I own private keys
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Flow maxing in 2026 is how you win

Can't make this shyt up
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Hollyyy rape
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Gm chat
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Gambled on the ICEBLOX

ICE/immigrants has been going viral and the topic of discussion for a while

There’s a slim chance Elon tweets ICE and sends this

CA/ ALvaDzXmaVBgatYAvUND7QALVomoBsoNjuKQCRcRpump
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If you make 10 Sol it’s less than 4 figures

At the current fair market value 😭
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The Alchemist
Mhmmm 10x from $5M Do the maths
2x then raped

Absolute state of the trenches
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Satoshi and Saylor dumping with sides

Can devs do something?
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SOL is down down 50% in the last 24 business hours

Making a 2x in the trenches only breaks you even

I wank to end it now 😭
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Gm to everyone who's still here

Let's cook
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Trenches be feeling like it’s just me and like 3 other guys trying to rug each other in the order book

Fascinating
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