The Alchemist
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Some people call me Nostradamus's 7th Son. I often miss the tops but never miss a play.

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Maybe if we don’t sleep and just watch our bags we will not be raped

Rapist always come in the night
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Gm

Looks like market’s on rape mode
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$ASTER fresh low

That nigger CZ needs to go back to prison
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Gm

About to go long

Pray for me please
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How is it possible to buy $4k capped shitters and lose money

Make it make sense
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_Fixed it_

💥BREAKING:

🇺🇸🇨🇳 China is dumping U.S. treasuries and instead buying Rocks
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Bought back more $ASSDAQ at these valuations

Looks absolutely bottomed out and community is full of retards still bagworking

CA/ 7Tx8qTXSakpfaSFjdztPGQ9n2uyT1eUkYz7gYxxopump
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Just when the trenches were ascending to greatness

RALPH dev decided twas time rug his coin

I mean he wud have texted and I wud be glad to contribute $250k (that he bundled) to save the trenches
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What does bro mean by ‘de-risk’

I mean how do you ‘derisk’ tokens you got for free

BTW his Derisking is full stack hitlering $250k on poor trenchers who genuinely believed in him and the tek

Would better off just said ‘kind regards’ this is being a bitch right here

Fascinating state
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Nut sack looks tingly

Any news?
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3x on the $Flow state this morning Good tek
$Flow state wicked $1.2M

Any news?
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Gambled on the opium Bird

Hearing things about relationship with the penguin tech

Food dip IMO

CA/ HmCxqpgxaQng3A73F7vLgJjc9sr6ACFt8CEJwWY2hMGR
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Market sentiment worst than WWI (when I was fighting in the Ottoman fronts)

Literally can't believe it
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The amount of niggars that want free donation(from me) on here is diabolical Buy $AVICI it’s literally free money
Free money here on the $AVICI technology (again)

Diversion between fundamentals and PA are in the order of centrilions
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$CLAUDE entrying another parabolic phase
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What if dumb money outperform smart money

Long retardation 👍
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Imagine making 8 figures selling pictures/videos that could be AI generated to horney men

Fascinating

Which one of you subscribed?
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This is a shiny $ROCK bullpost
$ROCK wicked $900k yesterday

It deserves better

Bonk is just a bitch long Pump
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Gm chat

What’s cooking?
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