The Alchemist
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Some people call me Nostradamus's 7th Son. I often miss the tops but never miss a play.

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Found another SOL cook for you guys

Time to focus on no gay shyt

Who's ready?
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Alchemist hedgefund has acquired bagworking stake at $Claude

Buy low, sell high, make no mistakes

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My quant sent me this

Looks like $CLAUDE might pull another one
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Found a midterm play on the ETH foundation
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As one of the loudest MFers on 2026 Privacy meta, I’m blasting $ENX here at the fair market price of 17 cents

Apart from being very well connected, I have good intel that the team is based and with lots of experience to building for the long haul

Mind you liquidity from higher cap privacy like Monero will eventually flow down into lower caps (ALTSEASON 101)

Position accordingly

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Get ready for round 2 $AVICI
All $AVICI dips are for buying

You have been warned
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Maybe if we don’t sleep and just watch our bags we will not be raped

Rapist always come in the night
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Gm

Looks like market’s on rape mode
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$ASTER fresh low

That nigger CZ needs to go back to prison
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Gm

About to go long

Pray for me please
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How is it possible to buy $4k capped shitters and lose money

Make it make sense
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_Fixed it_

💥BREAKING:

🇺🇸🇨🇳 China is dumping U.S. treasuries and instead buying Rocks
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Bought back more $ASSDAQ at these valuations

Looks absolutely bottomed out and community is full of retards still bagworking

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Just when the trenches were ascending to greatness

RALPH dev decided twas time rug his coin

I mean he wud have texted and I wud be glad to contribute $250k (that he bundled) to save the trenches
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What does bro mean by ‘de-risk’

I mean how do you ‘derisk’ tokens you got for free

BTW his Derisking is full stack hitlering $250k on poor trenchers who genuinely believed in him and the tek

Would better off just said ‘kind regards’ this is being a bitch right here

Fascinating state
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Nut sack looks tingly

Any news?
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3x on the $Flow state this morning Good tek
$Flow state wicked $1.2M

Any news?
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