Corey J. Mahler
As it turns out, the glow-in-the-dark petunia does, in fact, glow in the dark.
(If you want to plant some, I would recommend ordering directly from their website, which has better prices.)
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Far be it from me to mention that you can propagate petunias fairly easily, perhaps instead of purchasing additional plants.
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If you are White, but not pro-White, then you are also not Christian.
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Women do not actually want pointless (email or otherwise) jobs — they want men to tell them No.
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The leader of the American Right must be American by blood; this means some combination of German, English, and Scottish. If he has any other blood, it must be minimal and something like Dutch (our close cousins).
Anything else is disqualifying.
Anything else is disqualifying.
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If you care more about the breed of your dogs than the race of your grandchildren, you should probably not expect to see Paradise.
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If you’re looking to cut down on sugar, but still like flavored beverages, the new TruFlavor syrups from Monin are almost as good as the regular ones, but with zero sugar and only a small amount of carbohydrates.
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Instead of eliminating the penny, we should have [redacted] all bankers.
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Rome is Satan’s long game and the pope is his (sometimes witting, sometimes unwitting) vicar on Earth.
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Corey J. Mahler
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On a very related note: Do not try to outwit Satan; he is more intelligent than you, more cunning than you, more deceitful than you can imagine, and has significantly more time than you.
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Do I install a major firmware update right before streaming?
Of course I do. Let’s see how it goes.
Of course I do. Let’s see how it goes.
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Corey J. Mahler
Cali ran to the edge of the open garage door and then froze, so I checked to see what she saw.
(This was taken with night mode — he was hidden much better in the dark.)
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