🎠 Telegram now supports carousels

One small step for messaging, one giant leap toward turning cat photos into keynote presentations. 😺

🌍 This summer will see the largest rollout of a non-custodial crypto wallet in human history.

⚡️Instant zero-fee crypto transactions for over a billion users are about to become reality.

💎 We're bringing a native non-custodial Gram wallet to every Telegram app! 🏳️

💣 Russia has designated me as a “terrorist” for refusing its demands for mass surveillance and censorship on Telegram.

Under Russian law, I’m banned from “publishing information on the Internet” 😌

Russian officials have clearly got confused about who can ban whom from the Internet 😉

🧠 The 2026 International Olympiad in Artificial Intelligence starts today.

As a token of support for those who will reinvent our civilization, we'll issue 🏆 240 exclusive Intelligence Cups to the winners.

💵 We guarantee minimum buyback prices ($1,000 per Gold Cup, etc.), but the cups' limited supply may make them worth much more on the secondary market.

Good luck, AI coders! 🍀