went number 5

>facetime dad saying I need to tell him someting really important
>"you better not be telling me your turning gay or trans son"
>tell him im not, but am going to look at a used Jeep near him
>dad says "oh...." gives a look of disappointment and then hung up
>it probably would have been easier to tell him im gay

Back in my day people put arrows on their garage sale signs

Plants girls are probably the best kind of GF to get. She’s already taking care of 15 other useless fucks, one more cant hurt.

We must look deep within and ask ourselves;

“What the dog doin?”

breakfast!

all wiggas are niggas but not all niggas are wiggas

Hey boss i know its Monday but do you mind if I just go missing for a while?

Canada is such a funny country. Imagine letting half your country speak french

As punishment for your crimes I sentence you to taking a shit without phone

Bring the Civilian Conservation Corps forester in the 1930s-core fits back

>greatest forest fire researcher of all time
>last name is Pine

Brilliant as usual Kojima!