✒️Asterisk Corrections
I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"
https://xkcd.com/2337
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I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"
https://xkcd.com/2337
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✒️Faraday Tour
I asked them if it was safe to be running tours during the pandemic. They said, "During the what?"
https://xkcd.com/2338
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I asked them if it was safe to be running tours during the pandemic. They said, "During the what?"
https://xkcd.com/2338
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✒️Pods vs Bubbles
Canada's travel restrictions on the US are 99% about keeping out COVID and 1% about keeping out people who say 'pod.'
https://xkcd.com/2339
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Canada's travel restrictions on the US are 99% about keeping out COVID and 1% about keeping out people who say 'pod.'
https://xkcd.com/2339
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✒️Cosmologist Genres
Inflationary cosmologists call all music from after the first 10^-30 seconds "post-"
https://xkcd.com/2340
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Inflationary cosmologists call all music from after the first 10^-30 seconds "post-"
https://xkcd.com/2340
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✒️Scientist Tech Help
I vaguely and irrationally resent how useful WebPlotDigitizer is.
https://xkcd.com/2341
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I vaguely and irrationally resent how useful WebPlotDigitizer is.
https://xkcd.com/2341
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✒️Exposure Notification
I don't see why everyone is so hungry for BAD news, but fine, I'll give in to feedback and add a dark mode.
https://xkcd.com/2342
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I don't see why everyone is so hungry for BAD news, but fine, I'll give in to feedback and add a dark mode.
https://xkcd.com/2342
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✒️Mathematical Symbol Fight
Oh no, a musician just burst in through the door confidently twirling a treble clef.
https://xkcd.com/2343
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Oh no, a musician just burst in through the door confidently twirling a treble clef.
https://xkcd.com/2343
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✒️26-Second Pulse
There are some papers arguing that there's a volcanic component, but I personally think they're just feeling guilty and trying to cover the trail.
https://xkcd.com/2344
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There are some papers arguing that there's a volcanic component, but I personally think they're just feeling guilty and trying to cover the trail.
https://xkcd.com/2344
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✒️Wish on a Shooting Star
Congratulations to whoever wished for revenge on a forest near the Tunguska River, a 1980 Chevy Malibu in Peekskill NY, Alabama resident Ann Hodges, every building in Chelyabinsk with glass windows, and the non-avian dinosaurs.
https://xkcd.com/2345
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Congratulations to whoever wished for revenge on a forest near the Tunguska River, a 1980 Chevy Malibu in Peekskill NY, Alabama resident Ann Hodges, every building in Chelyabinsk with glass windows, and the non-avian dinosaurs.
https://xkcd.com/2345
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✒️COVID Risk Comfort Zone
I'm like a vampire, except I'm not crossing that threshold even if you invite me.
https://xkcd.com/2346
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I'm like a vampire, except I'm not crossing that threshold even if you invite me.
https://xkcd.com/2346
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✒️Dependency
Someday ImageMagick will finally break for good and we'll have a long period of scrambling as we try to reassemble civilization from the rubble.
https://xkcd.com/2347
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Someday ImageMagick will finally break for good and we'll have a long period of scrambling as we try to reassemble civilization from the rubble.
https://xkcd.com/2347
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✒️Boat Puzzle
'No, my cabbage moths have already started laying eggs in them! Send the trolley into the river!' 'No, the sailing wolf will steal the boat to rescue them!'
https://xkcd.com/2348
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'No, my cabbage moths have already started laying eggs in them! Send the trolley into the river!' 'No, the sailing wolf will steal the boat to rescue them!'
https://xkcd.com/2348
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✒️Rabbit Introduction
Washington state is seeing great success with reintroducing the Columbia River Basin subpopulation. We cannot allow them to further widen the interstate bun gap.
https://xkcd.com/2349
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Washington state is seeing great success with reintroducing the Columbia River Basin subpopulation. We cannot allow them to further widen the interstate bun gap.
https://xkcd.com/2349
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✒️Deer Turrets
When my great grandfather designed the Titanic and it hit an iceberg and sank, he didn't sit around moping. He took those lessons to his next job designing airships, and he made the Hindenburg completely iceberg-proof!
https://xkcd.com/2350
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When my great grandfather designed the Titanic and it hit an iceberg and sank, he didn't sit around moping. He took those lessons to his next job designing airships, and he made the Hindenburg completely iceberg-proof!
https://xkcd.com/2350
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✒️Standard Model Changes
Bugs are spin 1/2 particles, unless it's particularly windy.
https://xkcd.com/2351
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Bugs are spin 1/2 particles, unless it's particularly windy.
https://xkcd.com/2351
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✒️Synonym Date
We need some grub to munch--I'll go slouch over to the kitchen.
https://xkcd.com/2352
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We need some grub to munch--I'll go slouch over to the kitchen.
https://xkcd.com/2352
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✒️Hurricane Hunters
Our flight gathered valuable data on whether a commercial airliner in the eye of a hurricane can do a loop.
https://xkcd.com/2353
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Our flight gathered valuable data on whether a commercial airliner in the eye of a hurricane can do a loop.
https://xkcd.com/2353
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✒️Stellar Evolution
It may remain in equilibrium for some time, slowly growing, and then suddenly become significantly redder.
https://xkcd.com/2354
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It may remain in equilibrium for some time, slowly growing, and then suddenly become significantly redder.
https://xkcd.com/2354
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✒️University COVID Model
I admit this is an exaggeration, since I can think of at least three parties I attended while doing my degree, and I'm probably forgetting several more.
https://xkcd.com/2355
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I admit this is an exaggeration, since I can think of at least three parties I attended while doing my degree, and I'm probably forgetting several more.
https://xkcd.com/2355
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✒️Constellation Monstrosity
It's rare to get both astronomers and astrologers equally mad at you, but apparently I've messed up both a bunch of star location databases AND the will of the fates.
https://xkcd.com/2356
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It's rare to get both astronomers and astrologers equally mad at you, but apparently I've messed up both a bunch of star location databases AND the will of the fates.
https://xkcd.com/2356
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✒️Polls vs the Street
Other pollsters complain about declining response rates, but our poll showed that 96% of respondents would be 'somewhat likely' or 'very likely' to agree to answer a series of questions for a survey.
https://xkcd.com/2357
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Other pollsters complain about declining response rates, but our poll showed that 96% of respondents would be 'somewhat likely' or 'very likely' to agree to answer a series of questions for a survey.
https://xkcd.com/2357
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